Auto Trader posted this ad for a 2002 BMW but what really caught my eye was the “Seller’s Description and Comments” section.
The first part of it tells all about the car but then the seller also decided to throw in a bunch of extra information that he though you might helpful.
This car has gotten me laid so much it is ridiculous. I would like pull up to a pimp club in Scottsdale and the valet would crap his pants, but I wouldn’t let him park it. I just leave it up front and make sure all the ladies saw me get out. I’m also totally ripped so that helps too. I inject myself with pure bull shark testosterone and lift 4 hours a day. My diet also consists of 24 egg whites a day. I’ve got a killer 6 pack and some delts that you would not believe. I only hook up with 9s and 10s. Never less because I’m a winner! I’m not saying this car will do the same for you but it’s a start. If you’re interested in taking the first step to becoming a true Jedi Pimp email me at conner.john2@gmail.com. I’ll probably be working out so I’ll get back to you as soon as I finish my protein shake (and probably hooking up with a hot chick).
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May 23rd, 2008 at 9:11 pm
This seems like a rip off of Brucie from GTA 4
May 28th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
Brucie!
June 26th, 2008 at 5:11 am
I think this was a joke folks
July 9th, 2008 at 9:54 am
IS this guy Italian? lol
July 11th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Ehab. Thank you, for your contribution to the ‘wtf, I thought everyone already knew that’ bin.
Have a great day!
July 12th, 2008 at 12:54 am
yes.. but no time in the game does brucie drive a beamer? 0.o i better go finish the game again and make sure lol where can i get osme bull shark testosterone
July 12th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
“funny”
July 14th, 2008 at 12:39 am
Bull Shark testosterone…Ohhh man that’s beautiful
July 14th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
No way… this isn’t a joke. The same thing happens to me when I roll up to my local Popeye’s in my powder blue Kia Sedona — seriously!
July 18th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
If my name were john conner, i would be a bit more careful around the computers… Bullshark testosterone isnt gonna do much against a t-1000…
August 7th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
i had sex with such a car once, in my home country.
August 9th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
I actually was the one that bought that car.
…It works.
August 13th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
this might be from either a top gear fan or possibly even one of the guys from top gear. if you don’t know what top gear is: it’s a show on bbc (i live in the US so i get it on bbc america) all about cars and stuff. the three guys who host it have great chemistry and are really funny together. anyway, they hate the M3 and say that anyone who drives one is a douchebag, so it’s very possible that this is kind of an inside(-ish) joke from top gear.
August 13th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
genetically superior baby!
August 20th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
where can i get shark bull testosterone, hes my hero
September 10th, 2008 at 3:27 am
Yeah, baby! You’re the ALPHA MALE! I know it’s like, I bought myself a helicopter, even though I don’t know how to drive it, because it’s the manliest ****ing thing I could think of! Not like I’d need it, when women see me walk in the club they leak like niagra falls! Fake tits, tan skin, short skirts, blond hair! THAT’S what I’m talking about, baby! ALPHA MALE!