This shows the 3rd man in history to ever walk on water.
The 1st one was Jesus Christ…
The 2nd one was Peter (the apostle)…
Then there was this guy, Jose.
This shows the 3rd man in history to ever walk on water.
The 1st one was Jesus Christ…
The 2nd one was Peter (the apostle)…
Then there was this guy, Jose.
May 20th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
There’s a 4th guy as well…
http://imgs.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2008/05/19/dragboat9.jpg
May 20th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Well, don’t chace bulls and this wont happen
May 20th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
I wonder if the bull walks on water as well…
May 20th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
what about criss angel?
May 20th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Jesus and Saint Peter did not walk on water. Hate to break it to you, but we’ve kind of disproved the bible.. sorry..
May 20th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
That would make this guy the FIRST in history to walk on water, since the anecdotal “evidence” for the first two is in no way historical. (”Eyewitness” accounts written hundreds of years after the fact do not count)
May 20th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Unfortunatly the pick with the drag boat doesnt show the next fram where the boat behind him shattered his pelvis. (That was the driver of the boat in the air btw)
May 20th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
actually im a christian and jesus and peter did walk on water so you people who hate the bible can keep your comments to yourselves cause what happened in the bible did happen
May 20th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Hey, Will, you’re kind of a dick and the same goes for Lin there. I bet you search for references to unicorns too just to post some inane little comment about how they don’t exist either. The picture is of a guy who looks like he’s walking on water. For whom else are there stories of doing that? I realize that being an atheist can be new and exciting like the first time you gave a trucker a blowjob for a few bucks but do everyone a favor and save the preaching for somewhere else.
May 20th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
How’s about just naked in the water:
http://www.derober.com/2008/03/19/mtv-hills-star-audrina-partridge-posed-nude-in-failed-playboy-attempt/
May 20th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
He is not in real, the style of to shoot the snap is that it can look like that he in walking om water.
William
http://www.argosinfotech.com
May 20th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
ah, the infamous we. have kinda disproved the bible. interesting. and I see we can throw most of history out the window because it was not written in a timely fashion.
May 21st, 2008 at 5:54 am
Tell that to Christ one day when you meet Him… And you will meet Him.
May 21st, 2008 at 7:30 am
Jose must be proud that is assuming the bull didn’t gut him. Anyway brilliant find, hilarious as hell.
May 21st, 2008 at 9:40 am
Shut the f@#$ up with the bickering about heaven and atheism, that is up to each and every person as to how they live and believe. This is not the way to evangelize, nor the way to prove there is no God. This is just a funny post of Jose running for his life after messing with a bull. If anything we should be making racist comments about Hispanics and water….
May 21st, 2008 at 11:31 am
Laughed us sick! - Good pic!
May 21st, 2008 at 2:14 pm
brilliant! but the bull must have got him…
no comment if Jesus did or didn’t walk on water… but have you guys seen Reno? I don’t recall which one, Reno or his sensei, but either one did walk on water too…!
May 21st, 2008 at 4:59 pm
El Lobo, kindly learn to read. He said “”Eyewitness” accounts written hundreds of years after the fact do not count”
Which means “eyewitnesses” (quoted, because they didn’t actually see it happen, I’ll explain why after this) the ones who wrote this garbage, wrote it several hundred years after it happened. They have no real proof it ever happened, and what they MIGHT have heard about it, was skewed throughout the course of hundreds of years. Jesus Christ, learn to fucking read before you make an ass of yourself in front of your pole-smoking religious nutjob friends.
To the rest of your Jesus-fucks out there:
Most people stop believing in imaginary friends around the age of six. Why don’t you challenge things for once in your life? Why not take a good hard look at the bullshit you’re being fed, and then write back to me. Honestly, do you just believe EVERYTHING you’re told, without any evidence, logic, or reason of any kind? Pathetic, worthless, and completely garbage the entire lot of you. Kindly become An Hero.
May 21st, 2008 at 8:43 pm
I’ve been a Christian all my life, so let me put this bluntly. SHUT THE FUCK UP. If you don’t believe in the Bible, that’s your own damned problem. Don’t go spouting bullshit to prove a point. Do a bit of research and you might just (will) discover that the Bible is THE MOST HISTORICALLY VERIFIABLE BOOK IN EXISTENCE. Not to mention, every time science tries to disprove it, they end up providing even more support for it…
It’s a funny pic, albeit mildly old. One of the many “perfect timing” pics, which are almost always worth a few laughs.
May 21st, 2008 at 8:46 pm
well when you all are burning and im in heaven then we will talk till then dont try to disprove something that you cant disprove
May 22nd, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Oh bloody hell.
You do realise why there’s so much friction between religious and non-religious on t’internet don’t you? Yes, because people are arses. But apart from that, it’s because people on both sides spend all their lives on ridiculously high horses, which is really annoying. Personally, I don’t give a hoot about religion, but please tone down the belief-based egotism!
And David - what about other religions? Their followers going to hell too? Because, far as I’m concerned, if the almighty would send me to eternal torture just for picking the wrong belief system, the tosser ain’t worth worshipping.
I choose agnostic, try and behave meself, and just hope any higher powers have a sense of humour.
May 22nd, 2008 at 7:14 pm
I am Christian (by baptism) though not religious (at all). Religion is a topic that can easily upset people. I choose not to say that any religion is false, or that any religion is true. There is no conflict as long as the different religions do not try to change people that do not have the same beliefs. For me I believe that whatever created life is God (or my Goddess)instead of saying that “God” created life, for no one really knows or can prove it. Besides, there are too many religions to say that any one is the only right one. I am a humanist. Don’t hate on me for speaking my passive point of view.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:54 am
What a shot!! Amazing when you are in the right place, ect..And what is with the hirsuit little bridge-dweller?? Please. So obvious. Teh pic was great, get over yourself.
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Dave? Gimme a site that shows this so-called evidence. And make sure it’s actually evidence, and not just someone making things LOOK like evidence. Please.
May 24th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
anyone can walk on water if it’s cold enough =P
May 25th, 2008 at 2:00 am
Hey, Christian fucks. Kill yourselves and see if you meet your non-existent “god.” Maybe, if we’re lucky, all the other religions will follow suit and we won’t have anymore terrorism or war.
May 30th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
All of you are stupid. What has the internet come to when someone posts a funny-ass picture of someone running from a bull and it starts a religious hate-war. This is pathetic. I bet that most of you are some nasty, fat, non-shaven, comic book collecting virgins sitting in your parents basment masterbating to old 1968 playboys your uncle steve gave you when you were 13…17 years ago. blogging away because you are too much of a loser to go out and have a real social life, so you try to show your “INTELEGENCE” by critisizing everything you read and shooting down peoples hopes and beliefs.
June 20th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Scott, you misspelled intelligence.
And Dave, I’d like to see your evidence that scientific research consistently proves the information in the bible each time it attempts to disprove it.
This is why I hate the internet.
June 20th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Hey everyone i just wanted to show that heaven is hotter than hell, so I’d rather go to hell! They proved it with the bible! Biatch!
http://local.wasp.uwa.edu.au/~pbourke/fun/heaven/
June 24th, 2008 at 11:29 am
The Bible said it, I believe it, that’s that. I could care less if an atheist believes it or not. :o)
June 28th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
Why is it that whenever religion and the internet are involved almost everybody ends out looking like a jerk?
Everybody is entitled to thier own opinion.
June 29th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Yeah where is the actual proof that the things that happen in the bible are true show me and ill believe.
June 30th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
Jesus and Paul are real. the bible isnt disproved idiots! ive never met more uneducated jerks. and criss angel is a PHONY.
wanna talk more? email me at…wait im not doing that! YOU JERKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSA
July 6th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
“I’ve been a Christian all my life”
And thats your very problem. Brought up in a box always to remain in that box.
The Bible is historically accurate geographically, many of the historical locations in the Bible do in fact exist. But that doesn’t mean what is claimed to happen at those sites actually happened.
What I find interesting is the people who claim God is the ‘only’ god when Psalm 29 clearly states he is the highest of all gods. So if the Bible is accurate, there are other gods besides the Holy Trinity (which would be 3 Gods, or one part into 3, anyways the Eqyptians are calling and they want their Trinity idea back as their own.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:14 am
I agree with Gearkat. Another thing is that atheists are not evil or people without morality. Atheists just don’t believe in god or gods. Atheists don’t have to prove anything, but want scientific evidence of the god or gods that religious people claim exists.
July 13th, 2008 at 12:33 am
Hi I am a follower of the Flying Spaghetti Monster which is the true one and only being that anyone take notice to. Who cares who walked on water and who did this and who did that. All of you just need to kneel down before the Flying Spaghetti Monster and beg for forgiveness.
http://www.venganza.org/
July 14th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
I can’t believe the douchecocks who come on here and try to use a funny picture as just another way to start some kind of religious debate. Hey, atheists, no one fucking cares that you don’t believe in a God. Let people believe what they want. The entire point of religion is so that people have some sort of guide, rules to live by. You fucking shit sacks come on here and try to disprove any and all religion by saying the same shit over and over and over. “There’s no proof, therefore it must not be real”. You try to use some religions to denounce others, or post all the research you’ve done on how God is fake and everyone of religious faith is stupid. How about you fuck off? Did you really expect to come on here, post your shit opinion, and have people think to themselves, “You know what? This lame ass poster on some random internet site might just have a point, maybe I won’t believe in God anymore.”
So in short, all you stupid cunts who think you’re better than everyone because you “know there isn’t a God” should consider keeping your opinions to yourself, because I’ve seen the same shit over and over and guess what?
No one fucking cares.
July 16th, 2008 at 3:59 am
The above post is really agressive. Everyone is intitled to their opnion, also when it concerns god. I am not a believer, but lets have some respect and not call names, or use aggressive language like swear words.
The above poster wrote:
No one fucking cares.
Well, you do, otherwise you wouldn’t have written your post!
July 22nd, 2008 at 10:58 pm
For all of you looking for proof that the Bible is fake try to find one peice of paper saing otherwise from that time… there is none. and if you do a little research and you will find that there is more evidence that Jeaus Christ existed than Julius Cesar. and more to the point what does the validity of the bible have to do with a picture on the internet?
August 3rd, 2008 at 4:21 pm
The bible is edited so damn much hardly anything in it is truth.
Almost everything in the bible (volumes 1-x) contradict each other.
The Qur’an is more reliable then the bible.
If you don’t believe me about the bible contradictions google it. Or read your bible volume sets and remember each and every line as who told who to do what.
If you truely believe in god why would you need to go to a place of worship and read something mankind wrote and edited as they pleased (meaning mankind put in and took out what they think others should follow not “GOD”). If you listen to the bible you will see the people that believed in God didn’t follow someone else they went on their own path and did what their mind and hearts told them to do.
Beside who would follow people that would Molest little boys?
Fucking Nutcases Would.