I stumbled across this article this morning that was worth a laugh just because of the subject matter but then when I read more into the story I found something that made me laugh out loud.

The news reported about a Polish contractor who was caught on his knees in front of a Henry Hoover vaccum cleaner in what was seen as a sexual act while he was suppose to be refurbishing a Children’s hospital.

The security guard who discovered him said that “he was groaning louder than the hoover“.

While all of this is the standard, freaky behavior from an employee and I’ve heard this sort of thing more than I’d like to admit… the best part comes in the form of his defense.

He claimed he was vacuuming his underpants which is “a common practice in Poland.”

I have the perfect excuse now if I’m ever caught red-handed with a suck-o-matic.