Claiming Bigfoot molested you is something you might say to be funny, but if you are going for an insanity plea then you’re probably gonna have to do a lot better than that. At least cover yourself in feces while screaming it in the restroom of a Taco Bell if you’re really hoping to make people believe.

“A man who claims that he was molested by Bigfoot as a child was ordered to serve 20 years in prison yesterday for his own molestation-related activities… Morrill told an investigator preparing his pre-sentence report about being sexually assaulted by the legendary Bigfoot, a North American folklore character said to be between 7 and 10 feet tall, and covered in dark brown or dark reddish hair. [His defense attorney] said Morrill really believes the assault happened.”

Now on the other hand, as a punishment for his crimes against children, I think he should actually be molested by Bigfoot every night for the entire length of his sentence.