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STUPID THINGS THAT HAVE OCCURRED TO ME LATELY

Today I just want to mention a few stupid things that have occurred to me recently.

My favorite reality shows are getting more and more scripted and even more unbelievable therefor taking any reality out of it.

Sometimes it takes me longer to get out of a convenience store than it does to get out of grocery store. Not very convenient any more.

Someone finally invented a working jetpack after all these years and it only flies for a few minutes.

Will anyone ever make a final decision on whether it’s ketchup or catsup?

The art of driving has been around since the 1800s but people seem to be getting worse at it.

Anything stupid pissing you off lately?

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7 Comments For This Post

  1. justinw Says:

    hmmm.. recently? Subway resturants. Why? Well there’s the soggy tomatoes… Jared… and wtf, pizza? Yeah, when I crave pizza the first thing that comes into my mind is subway. Riiiight……

  2. Super Critical Says:

    Your commentary sucks. And, the whole premise of this website sucks.

    Why don’t you just leave comments on the websites that already have this content?

  3. Cortex Says:

    Though less jarring, i have to agree that this post is kinda poor.

    First of all, Reality TV sucks, and its always been scripted, whatever.

    Secondly, ‘convenience stores’ are only called that in America, so it doesn’t really relate to, you know, anyone else.

    Yes, they just invented a jetpack, and it flies for a few minutes, which is FUCKING AMAZING. Its like a car, they didnt go from horses to porches, you’re an idiot

    Next, its ‘Tomato Sauce’ and neither Ketchup or Catsup(wtf?) Oh, wait, this is only relevant in america, again, well done.

    People have always driven badly, this isn’t even a list of ’stupid things that happen to you’ so much as ’stupid things i’m going to bitch about so i can pretend i write social commentary when really i’m just writing about vague things that annoy me and try to make it sound witty or edge when its barely relevant and no one cares.

  4. Jacques Says:

    it’s ketchup. And it’s got nothing the fsck to do with tomatoes, necessarily.

  5. Chris Says:

    I thought the jetpack was invented in ‘58? It was developed by the Army, and eventually people got wind of it. One was even used in the opening ceremony of the Olympics. The catch is the fuel is extremely expensive. I met a guy who built one of these things, he said he sat down one day and figured out how much it was per second, about $93. So yeah, it flies for a short period of time (30 secs), is expensive/time consuming to build, even more expensive to run.

    Ketchup has had a lot of different nicknames and spellings, catsup and ketchup are the only two that survived, I think catsup is generally used for a ketchup brand that wants to appear fancy.

    Don’t get me started on the arts and their various declines.

    Reality TV is anything but, and should never be regarded as such, or viewed whatsoever.

    Is anything really that convenient? Especially anything that constantly has 10 people in line and one cashier? These aren’t really convenient if you live in a suburb or similar setup, it’s only convenient if you live in a large city, where there are convenience stores on every corner. They spread to the ‘burbs because of their cheap breakfast junk.

    I have to agree with Cortex here, very vague and shallow post. Try doing some research on your grievances before listing a random collection of them on the internet, the greatest information resource ever created. Fail.

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  7. ben Says:

    holy shit cut the guy some slack. why dont u make ur own website on how dumb u think this guy is instead of ruining it for everybody

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