See the first picture for Orange Douche #1 with his somewhat normal friends.
Then see how the Orange Douchiness has spread to his friend from the first picture.
Now without seeing the original friend in the middle of the first picture I can only guess that Orange Douche Syndrome has a 50% Chance of spreading.
I’m afraid to say it’s an epidemic of douche proportions!
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February 1st, 2008 at 4:07 am
What the fuck is this all about?
February 1st, 2008 at 5:43 pm
This is one of those weird moments when I look at my fellow human beings and think, “Does he actually think he looks better now?” I am stupefied.
February 2nd, 2008 at 5:30 pm
They should know by now that they are ugly and even tho they got a tan, they are still ugly… and the girl on the far right looks like a dude
February 6th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
February 13th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Oompa Loompa Doo-ba-dee-doo…
March 1st, 2008 at 3:50 pm
I don’t understand how these guys that you see all over the internet with what looks to be a thin smearing of fecal matter over their faces can possibly think that they look good.. even more insane is that the ladies you see them with are somehow attracted to the prepped for surgery iodine look.. this follows suit with the popped collar douchebags and the ones with the guido gotti pretty boy hair..
March 4th, 2008 at 11:37 am
Did you notice that the two douches switched clothes in the pictures?
March 5th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
appears to me they also wear each other clothes…
the dude that turns orange is wearing the exact same shirt in the second pic and jacket as the orange douche in the 1st…
March 5th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Great catch Kat, I actually didn’t see at first glance that the douchebags share a closet. Or maybe, just maybe, there is some sort of single, super wardrobe that all orange douchebags everywhere draw their clothes from.
I think attention needs to be drawn to the she-douches in the second picture though. Notice their half-lidded stare, clearly meant to create the illusion that they’re street-tough, even though they’re clearly middle class white folk. They’re also wearing the same shrug thing, which matches neither of their shirts. It’s not that girls like douchebags, it’s that she-douches like douchebags.
March 5th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Wow, I didn’t know spreading shit on you face like makeup made you cool.
March 6th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
every time i see someone like this, for some reason, i envision piles of burning orange flesh, piled so high, they actually block out the sun.
any guy with spray-tan, the “blow out” hairdo, which resembles sonic the effing hedgehog, and a “popped” collar, should undoubtedly be gagged, bound, and fed to the homeless.
though we could never tell them what they are eating or they would gag, not because we forced them into cannibalism, but because they just ate a bag of douche.
i would have to create a new word to describe the hate i feel for these lame-throwers.
March 7th, 2008 at 12:08 am
LOL
these guys seriously suck.
hahahhahaha.
i bet they really think they’re hot, too.
lmao.
oh, geez.
March 7th, 2008 at 10:22 am
fucking guidos you wanna see something funny type guido into youtube and you will see these stupid wop fuckers proving how dumb they are
March 10th, 2008 at 2:22 am
ha. i bet its poop from other men
March 16th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
The only thing missing is 5 layers of popped collars. Fucking morons. The sad thing is that they really think this is cool. At least we can identify them from a half-mile out, as to avoid the douchey lameness. It’s like where’s waldo. Once you see the d-bag, you immediately turn the page to get away. Only problem…when you do get away, you’re confronted with another group of people, with another d-bag to avoid. Unfortunately, like waldo, they seem to be everywhere.
March 19th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Most of western europe is undergoing a Polish invasion now (since it joined the EU). The polish women are the same, all orange with WAY to much makeup, they look freaky and silly next to natives.
April 5th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
They’re sharing clothes too.
April 9th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
why? Thats so lame.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
fucking russians, no doubt. they look like satanic fish..things. gross.
August 4th, 2008 at 10:24 am
holy shit! the douchiness abounds…