If you’re gonna murder someone and then admit to it, you’re gonna get a one-way ticket to the big house.
The least you could do is dress the part. Maybe a wife beater and some black military issued steel-toed boots. Or throw on some gang colors. Hell, if you’re going for the “crazy” look at least strip down to your tighty whiteys to show off your ” F*** The Police” tattoo.
But never go to jail wearing a hoody, pajama bottoms and big, fuzzy lion head slippers.
From the mcall.com
arrested, dumb, Funny, funny pictures, head, humor, killing, lion, murder, pajamas, people, police, prison, slippers, stupidAllentown police had suspected William Torres of dealing drugs in the city. But an undercover narcotics investigation yielded much more, and resulted in Torres, 21, being charged early Saturday with two counts of homicide.
Police said Torres, whose last known address was 436 Turner St., Allentown, gunned down two men at Fourth and Allen streets last month. According to court documents, Torres admitted killing the men.
Torres was driving on Turner Street Friday afternoon when he was pulled over by police and arrested. He was wearing a hooded sweartshirt with a skull-head pattern on it, pajama bottoms and fuzzy lion-faced slippers at the time. He was still wearing the get-up when he was arraigned after midnight at Lehigh County prison.
February 2nd, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Never try to be cute when your going to prison
February 5th, 2008 at 7:37 am
Maybe his victims were probably laughing and saying “Dude, your outfit is killing me!”
March 12th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Man, seeing this makes me happy I moved away from Allentown. The last thing, I’d think, a person wants to be seen as when they head to prison is soft and cute.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Dude, if I saw this fscker walking down the cell block, I’d turn around and head the other way … and I’m like, the prison guard.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:22 pm
We offer George Mauger as an example of stupidity that might be suitable for your site. A coalition of folks he harmed devoted an entire web site to documenting his life, actions and his many crimes in an effort to press for accountability. His story includes a stolen porta pottie, holding himself hostage, fake 9/11 momentos, suicide notes, his “Bolivian Blue” cocaine purchase, a Sheriff Sale luncheon, a glass of pierogies, evidence of several types of fraud, a dildo with chew marks, and his confession under oath of selling cocaine in a custody hearing.
July 28th, 2008 at 10:44 am
Haha.
Props!