MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURES

A real overheard conversation while watching King Kong… Girl #1: Do gorillas really exist? Girl #2: Um, Yeeeah….. Girl #1: Where do they live? Girl #2: Are you fucking kidding me?! Girl #1: …I thought they were like unicorns. …Lock n’ Load! airhead, creatures, dumb, Funny, gorilla, humor, idiot, king kong, myth, mythology, people, shoot, stupid, unicorn

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FASTFOOD

Reasons Fastfood Employees should be shot - I shouldn’t have to speak a foreign language to ask for ketchup. Ordering plain does not mean “only bread”. Giving a customer change does not require a calculator. “Super Size” works anywhere, don’t let them fool you. Making me pull around the front negates the reason of going to the drive-thru in the [...]

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