John Fitzgerald Page.
Remember that name because if there is ever a World Championship Douchebag Competition…put your money on this guy.
This guy was first discovered as the Ultimate D-Bag that he is because of an email correspondence between himself (known as screen name “IvyLeagueAlum” and a girl on Match.com. The following is what transpired…
I live in a 31 story high rise condominium, right in the middle of the Buckhead nightlife district. Do you ever come to this area of town to shop/go out/visit/explore?
I went to an Ivy League school - the University of Pennsylvania - for my undergraduate degree in economics and my graduate degree in management (Wharton School of Business). Where did you go to school?
What activities do you currently participate in to stay in shape? I work out 4 times a week at LA Fitness. Do you exercise regularly? I am 6 feet tall, 185 pounds - what about yourself? I am truly sorry if that sounds rude, impolite or even downright crass, but I have been deceived before by inaccurate representations so I prefer someone be upfront and honest on initial contact…
I do mergers & acquisitions (corporate finance) for Limited Brands (Bath & Body Works, Victoria’s Secret, etc). Enjoy any of our stores/divisions?
Do you have any other recent pictures you care to share? I have many others if you care to see them.
Regards,
John
When the woman reads this she automatically rejects him and offers up the automated response from Match.com that sends him this - “Thanks for writing to me, but unfortunately, we’re just not a good match. Good luck in your search! Our Portraits didn’t match on: A. Personality’”
And our Douche of the Year contender snaps back with this…
I think you forgot how this works. You hit on me, and therefore have to impress ME and pass MY criteria and standards - not vice versa. 6 pictures of just your head and your inability to answer a simple question lets me know one thing. You are not in shape. I am a trainer on the side, in fact, I am heading to the gym in 26 minutes!
So next time you meet a guy of my caliber, instead of trying to turn it around, just get to the gym! I will even give you one free training session, so you don’t blow it with the next 8.9 on Hot or Not, Ivy League grad, Mensa member, can bench/squat/leg press over 1200 lbs., has had lunch with the secretary of defense, has an MBA from the top school in the country, lives in a Buckhead high rise, drives a Beemer convertible, has been in 14 major motion pictures, was in Jezebel’s Best dressed, etc. Oh, that is right, there aren’t any more of those!
Regards,
John
Now if that wasn’t enough to seal his new title just wait until you see everything else I found.
First I’d like to show you some of his “Movie Roles”.
His comment on this photo is “Jeff Foxworthy and I…” because they are clearly acting together in this scene.
And this one…Um, I’m sure he’s out there somewhere.
But then I found his Fitness section of the website. Oh man, what a specimen.
Check out his calf! HAWT DAMN!
And I wasn’t even gonna bother mentioning the others until I saw that this picture was named “HOWYALIKEMENOW500″.
Please, feel free to check out the rest of his site because even though I could write plenty more about this toolbag, half the fun is finding more douchebaggery yourself.
See his page here: johnfitzgeraldpage.com
Credit to Gawker.com
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October 18th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
The guy has written an interesting defence on his website.
I read his e-mail and thought he deserved a little teasing. Then I read his website, and thought he’s an OK guy actually. He doesn’t deserve this vilification from people who don’t have to expose their own lives to scrutiny.
I don’t expect you to take any notice, but I think you should take your post down and spend time attacking people who waste our taxes, commit crimes, tell us lies, or anybody else who deserves public shaming much more than this guy.
Regards…
October 21st, 2007 at 9:11 pm
What a cum guzzling faggot.
October 21st, 2007 at 9:50 pm
It may have been unfortunate overkill to expose this guy to ridicule; however, he seemed amazed and hurt that something he sent into cyberspace got shared. While I think the woman who shared the mail was wrong, JP is being a bit naive to think that anything he sends in email is going to be private.
October 27th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Hmmm . . . if I didn’t know any better I’d say that JP Fan was in fact JP. They have similar writing styles, and use very similar sentence structure. As for the whole issue . . . if the guy is wondering what makes him such a DoucheBag maybe he should step back for a second, and think on his attitude for a moment. A over self important mindset, such a responce to someone who had rejected you(with a decent reason), and your overall personality. Your name should be synonymous with the word douchebag. . . sorry.
October 27th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Being a cocky bastard is hardly grounds for the title of “worst douche bag ever”. More fodder for the “bloggers are crackheads” wagon.
October 27th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Definately deserves a douche bag award but doesn’t deserve to be posted around the world. I find it sad that people find it necessary to respond to a polite “Thanks for writing to me, but unfortunately, we’re just not a good match.” with that slanderous bullshit.
I agree with Realist. People have to realize that anything posted on the internet can be reposted somewhere else. E-mails are now testimony and harassment covers a lot of ground. Tact is required 24-7 no matter whom you are talking to.
This guy had to learn it the hard way. On the plus side women going to meet him now will have a warning… as if his engorged ego wasn’t enough. It’s obvious he was using a dating site for a reason. I’d hate to meet him in person.
October 27th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Anyone else get the feeling JP fan is JP?
October 27th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
I mean, really, this guy takes himself a little too seriously. Good for you that you went to an Ivy league school and the Wharton school blah blah blah - douchebaggery at its finest. Any idea why he never tells the name of the frat he was in?
This guy reminds of of why I quit the frat I was stupid enough to join when I was in college - douchbage entitlement always pisses me off
November 6th, 2007 at 3:39 am
Seriously folks! This guy is rude and obnoxious and well in my opinion a bit low brow, but does he really deserve to be the focus of so much attention…No! What he did was jerky…but he should not be threatened. Each of us screws up…but everyone is enjoying pointing the finger at him, instead of dealing with their own issues. Whatever…I am over it…I stood on my soapbox for a moment and now am done with this and on to more important things…
November 10th, 2007 at 8:48 pm
some of you seem to be sympathetic of him, as i would be if i hadnt gone to his website and seen it gets worse. this guy is unimaginabley conceited. i could never have dreamed of someone so self absorbed.
November 16th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
Ok
Yes he is a douchebag, conceited, and when you post your information all over the internet… Guess what? The whole internet gets to see it.
Something we can all learn from this. Don’t send emails you wouldn’t want the whole universe reading, since once they are sent, they belong to the receiving party. It’s basically like sending real mail. Anyone with a grasp of the english language may be able to view it.
To have an expectation of privacy regarding anything in writing is ridiculous, unless confidentiality is guaranteed beforehand.
November 18th, 2007 at 8:12 pm
Looked at his site (don’t know why) I reckon in a few years or less, he will be able to add to his ‘acting’ CV the role of ‘bald guy with big chin’
November 19th, 2007 at 1:13 am
the poster is actually the douchebag. While I don’t like pink shirts, making fun of this guy is pointless. Let me get this straight… he’s successful, has a great job and makes a lot of money, lives in an amazing area, is in great shape, went to a great school, and wants the same? How is that a douche? Maybe back when I was a scrawny 15 year old still living at home I might have called him a douche, but now now.
And FYI, when you become successful and work hard for everything you own, you CAN be conceited. I am. And If I’m going for a relationship with someone, I sure as hell want to weed out the gold diggers and fat chicks. It does seem odd that he needs to date on the internet, but making fun of this guy is silly. Perhaps the poster should grow up, not worry about other people, not name-call like it’s kintergarden, and work on himself a little more.
November 19th, 2007 at 1:17 am
I agree, he really is a conceited douche. The best part is most of his “movie roles” are uncredited, and photos with him and the actual actors look exactly like those the actors take with random fans for publicity. Also, the fact that he rates his “Hot or Not” score higher than his education? Priceless.
I’m ashamed to say I’ve been to one of the companies he’s “modeled” for (the photo’s on his site.)
November 19th, 2007 at 1:17 am
I would like to CALL OUT THE POSTER of this site. What have you accomplished? What does your resume look like? Is calling people “douchebags” on the internet your biggest accomplishment? How about your education or career? I have never read anything so immature, and if this guy had the sense (although he probably doesn’t care what some 12 year old on his mom’s computer thinks) he would sue for slander.
A little hint for you kids out there. Life is so much better when you grow up, stop worrying about what other people say and do… and my god, especially on an internet dating site. Grow up people. Look in the mirror and worry about yourselves.
November 19th, 2007 at 2:21 am
yet another reason why you should always google people first….
November 19th, 2007 at 11:32 pm
So he’s gonna sue on the grounds that he’s not literally a vaginal cleansing instrument?
My favourite bit - and I suppose this is a skill if you’re an actor, but it’s hilarious to imagine him just boasting about it out of the blue - is this:
DIALECTS & ACCENTS:
English, Southern, New Yorker, Aristocrat, British, Irish, Australian, French, Indian
Yeah, I don’t speak any actual -languages-, but ah can do a Frainch aczent lahk no-one else!
November 20th, 2007 at 4:26 am
it seems to me that the mantra, ‘Dont like the message attack the messenger’ is the modus operandi of both protagonists.
Whereas they would be better served by the mantra,’sticks and stones may break my bones etc.. or even my personal fav for dealing with insults,”i am rubber, you are glue.Bounce off me and stick to you’.
November 20th, 2007 at 8:50 am
Carl Jung said there are two kinds of people in the world. Those in therapy and those in denial. Most of us start out life in total denial. We fit ourselves into the cultural accepted roles and expect to rise to the top of the cultural heap, find the right arm candy, get married, have the wonderful children and be admired by all. You know, the Christie Brinkley type of life.
Except, things go wrong. Some guru type once said, “Life is not made to be easy.” We face many hurdles that lead us to question our values and that is when we begin our real journey. It is a journey into our own darkness to face our fears and ourselves. As long as we are preening and trying to define ourselves by outer circumstances we will never find ourselves.
On another note, I think I live about five miles north of this guy but in a totally different world. Give him a pass and compassion. And give it to yourself.
November 20th, 2007 at 11:03 am
Yes, the man sounds like quite a specimen. But in the end I think John will have the last laugh because even as anal as he appears there won’t be any shortage of women that won’t be falling all over themselves trying to be his number one fan.
November 20th, 2007 at 11:18 pm
In the end… He’s still a douche. Looking at his site makes me want to take a shower, it makes me feel that dirty. I know that Hollywood requires a sense of establishment; but that is hilarious.
I have a friend that says she’s a genius, always boasts about being so smart. She’s 30 years old, living with her parents, working at a local grocery store–a job she’s had for a few weeks. She’s worked a total of 6 months through these last 15 years. She dropped out of school in her sophomore year too. She’s put that genius brain to work! I’m convinced that people who have to brag incessantly about themselves up front have nothing to offer but stats–unflashy as they may be.
November 21st, 2007 at 1:43 am
This guy is an actual douchebag.
And i think he’s commented several times on this post himself.
Your really not that fab dude, deal with it.
November 21st, 2007 at 3:12 am
I actually used to manage at the tanning salon in buckhead where he comes in, he was always a huge asshole to me… weird that i’d happen to come across him online…
November 21st, 2007 at 7:05 am
Hahahaha. What a cock he is.
November 21st, 2007 at 11:28 pm
I actually know this guy. I went with him to the Cynthia Nixon/Warm Springs wrap party, and spent the night since I live 2 1/2 hours away. (As agreed, we slept in separate beds!)
He was quite the gentleman, and never came across as overly conceited. Back then (at the time of the Warm Springs movie), he was living in a very tiny studio-type apartment, so obviously he’s moved up in the world since then.
It’s a shame to see what was a fairly decent guy turn into such an asswipe. As I read his blog and scanned through all his crass self-promotion, I couldn’t believe this was the same guy, but it most definitely is. It just goes to show that even a little success can get to people’s heads and they lose sight of the fact that a little humility is much more endearing than blatant narcissism.
The worst part of it was his Match.com response. Obviously, his ego is quite fragile despite how “great” he proclaims he is, or he would not have felt the need to be such a dick to the woman who was decent enough to be forthright with him.
Despite what he was when I hung out with him, he’s turned into a real piece of work — and no longer the kind I’d care to spend time with.
Caile~
November 22nd, 2007 at 1:09 am
All I see is a lonely, and shallow man. I wonder, if he is all that he says, why is he still single? After all, there are plenty of shallow women out there. I don’t know, kind of I feel sorry for him, but maybe he earned all that negative publicity. I am sure he will find somebody, and it will be his mirror image.
November 22nd, 2007 at 4:49 am
Y’know, if he’s all that and a bag of chips, he should have women falling at his feet, ready to worship the awesomeness that he is. He should have them lined up to offer him their numbers.
And yet, he’s on Match.com.
So, Adonis looks or not, success or not, Ivy League ed-u-ma-ca-shun or not… jackass of a personality and you’re still looking. XD
Not to mention one funky-looking thinning hairline.
November 22nd, 2007 at 4:44 pm
LOL The pictures on his website are classic!!! What a Tool!!!
November 23rd, 2007 at 12:13 pm
This guy is pathetic more to be pitied them ridiculed, the kind of guy who’s hiding behind a image of the man he would like to be and terrified in case any one see’s the insecure little man he is.Every chat room or dating agency has a abundance of sad people like him.
November 23rd, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Fortunately, he won’t be breeding.
November 23rd, 2007 at 4:00 pm
His website is so sad—ten times as voluminous as that of any well-established actor on the IMDb. “Trying Too Hard, party of one!”
November 23rd, 2007 at 4:00 pm
LOL @ JP Fan.
He two of you are clueless. He is an arrogant, self-aggrandizing, egotistical, absorbed Dbag. Regardless of his WWW diatribe (which no one gives a rip about his personal accomplishments), his email revealed his true selfish and classless character.
He openly and willingly exposed himself in his email… No one else is obligated to reveal their personal life. Did you honestly believe that anything, anything posted or sent via the Internet was sacrosanct, personal, ‘just between friends’? Yet again, clueless.
In 12-15 years when he is alone, being divorced twice, he will begin to fork over $15,000 - $20,000 to psychologists and psychiatrists in he search to determine what is wrong with the rest of the world. Then after another five years of antidepressants, he will get the revelation that it was him that was the Dbag. And then he will blame his parents.
If JP is wise, he will recognize this episode as his first clue and talk to a professional. Yes, it is you.
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:45 pm
Oh man, this guy has issues. I imagine that he is quite insecure at core, but tries to offset his insecurity with things and traits which he thinks will be impressive to other people (being smart, having a nice job, attending a good school, being famous, etc.); however, he simply falls flat because he so badly wants people to be impressed that he doesn’t realize that his insistence that they be impressed comes off as pathetic egoism, mainly because these things are in themselves not very extraordinary–it is simply the case that there are plenty of upper middleclass ivy grads, his physique is fairly mediocre, and no one really cares if you’ve been an extra in some movie or television show. This all really goes to show that he has glaring defects in his personality, and, yes, he comes off as a total douche.
As an aside, could you imagine working for this guy? Christ, he’d be like Michael Scott from the Office with an additional touch of alpha-male wanna-be.
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:48 pm
I actually work in the film industry and often during long days of shooting, we (the actual crew…) wonder what kind of dream-world the extras (yes, this idiot is an EXTRA) inhabit that makes them agreeable to standing for endless hours in any kind of weather and generally being treated like faceless cattle- all for basically a nickel a day. After thumbing through this guys site, all has been answered!
On a professional note, do you know that you are balding, have little yellow ‘corn-teeth’, have a buttery face and a body that is WELL below anything considered actually fabulous. In other words; you are a VERY average wanna-be with a very huge stick up your thoroughly deluded ass…
Good luck looser, if I ever see you on one of my sets it will be the happiest day of my life since it will mean the hours will simply FLY by as me and 200 other people make cruel sport of mocking your very existence!
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:50 pm
…oops. I meant ‘loser’!
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:53 pm
Are you sure this isn’t some “traffic story”.
My experience with gym junkies is; that they suffer with delusions of grandeur, megalomania, paranoia and severe inferiority complex.
The reason they build themselves to such size is to hide the afore mentioned traits.
Exercising the little they have between the ears and often the legs is far too complex for them.
Just be careful of the comments on thinning hairlines- I’m totally bald. The top may be empty but not the content.
Take care and get as much joy as you can from every day.
I mean why bother with such a prat.
The Baldchemist
November 23rd, 2007 at 11:27 pm
I like this Guy, but,I think that he could get better photo work done for him.
He is very blessed by God with looks and skills,but then
sits on a rock next to his front door with grass growing
at his feet for the first picture you see of him!
Please go the the library at your University and look up
some of the old and new Promotional Pictures of Hollywood
and New York Stage Stars, to see what you need to have on
the Front Page of your website.
If you are getting a million hits a month,then you need one
main ad at the top of your website to help pay for the band-
width.
I will be watching for your next starting role.
November 26th, 2007 at 8:54 pm
If he is such a catch, why is he looking on Match.com anyway? Wouldn’t women IN his social circles find him engaging?
November 28th, 2007 at 5:34 am
man what the hell, this guy isnt so bad, so some woman turned him down and he got a bit pissed cos he was drunk or whatever, lay off the poor guy, hes probably achieved more than most of us, plus the defense on his website is pretty convincing.
TOMMO
November 28th, 2007 at 10:05 am
This is so obviously a marketing stunt. This guy’s in M$A, he knows that any attention is GOOD attention. He knows that calling himself a douchebag and making up some “let’s get him, girls” bullshit website that gets passed around the internet is an excellent way to do that and NOTHING he has “disclosed” about himself has been a truly unforgivable act of “douchebaggery.”
I don’t believe a woman wrote this at all. I simply don’t believe that one encounter with your run-of-the-mill, god’s gift to women jerk inspired someone to get angry enough to buy a domain, hire a hosting company and design a page just to take one egoist (out of the half-dozen we women meet every MONTH) down a notch…he didn’t even CHEAT on someone.
This is a stunt BY John Fitzgerald to generate traffic TO John Fitzgerald’s Modeling page.
Well done, JF *clap*
December 6th, 2007 at 8:11 pm
Sure, the guy is a douchebag - but he’s been demonised all over the place for a shitty reply to a rejection email on a dating site? Seems a bit over the top. In my eyes, leave the poor fucker alone now, enough is enough.
December 9th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
You guys only wish that you could do all the things that he accomplished. Losers.
December 10th, 2007 at 11:44 pm
Well, I don’t know what the big deal is. He thinks he’s a catch and to most women he probably is. Ya know, the gold-diggers!!! He really needs to know how to promote himself better. I would much rather a man be straight forward with me and ask me questions before we meet than find out he was a douche later. Isn’t that what Match.com and sites like that are for. These 2 people are definitely NOT meant for each other if she is so self-conscience that she can’t answer a couple of questions that ARE pertinent to a match. If she was so insulted by his questions…….WELCOME TO THE WORLD!!! You must have been one of those people that got a trophy even if you didn’t win so there was no disappointment in your life. Good grief, all this political correctness has ruined the world. The truth is a man is visual and if he doesn’t like what he sees when he meets you it’s going to be way worse to be dissed in person. So, if you are looking for a frail, fragile man that doesn’t speak his mind….I HEARD NERDS ARE IN THIS YEAR.
December 11th, 2007 at 4:11 am
He seems like an alright guy… probably horny like the rest of us. Shame on you for making a spectacle of him and perhaps you are the bigger douche bag.
December 13th, 2007 at 11:50 am
Omg….I’m sorry but this has got to be the absolute funniest thing I read all day. I went to this guys website and think he needs to realize that there is more to the world than him. You can be confident and assertive but he’s just being an idiot.
December 13th, 2007 at 11:52 am
And Navkat….I agree….I think he set himself up…his “merchandise” he is selling now..the tshirst, etc. He’s making money off himself…doubt he cares much that he had to look like an ass to do it.
December 16th, 2007 at 9:46 pm
LOL @ this loser having to find women on match.com!
Yeah, he’s really hot shit, lmao, I checked out his site and if his ego were any more inflated… his head would explode. He’s just one of the million extras Hollywood uses. My father’s aunt was in the movie North or South… which is way more influential than anything this douchebag has briefly appeared in… and has done many ‘extra’ roles, yet she is humble and has a great personality.
Something this turdbag lacks.
December 20th, 2007 at 6:36 pm
ONE LOOK. Good luck modeling with that fugly mug, buddy. HAHA!
December 30th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
Yes he is conceited , but leave the guy alone, eventually he’ll realize thats it not all about money, girls and bling!
But humility goes a long way!
January 3rd, 2008 at 8:58 am
Haha, I love suits. Nothing gets a woman off more than cubicle work, I can tell ya.
Spent a good hour in a restaurant with a friend once, sitting across from a suit, which was spent basically explaining how I’d hate to become a soul-less, corporate scum who wades in money in life and goes to his death with nothing more than that.
But yeah, he’s not even particularly fit, lighting plays a *big* role in how muscles look, ever notice how those pictures are usually taken in dark conditions? Yeah, even I look as good as that standing in the bloody dark.
January 10th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Holy shit! I was a grip on this movie called Good Intentions. This guy was there as a stand in. This guy had all the girls soooo creeped out that the production company told him he was no longer needed! Lets put it this way. He tried to get a 17 year old girl to “hook up” with him.
This guy is a fuck-hole!
January 13th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Wow.. thanks for exposing this Immense Douchebag!!!!! Even without that mentally ill letter to that woman, he’s the most conceited asshole of all time. I’ve noticed that one important element of douchebagism is to have the auto-playing music on your website.
The defenses of this guy are pretty funny, too. They symphathize with the guy because… oh, you can figure it out. Of course, douchebags never, ever think that they are douchebags - that’s a strict requirement of being a douchebag!
January 13th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
hahahahaha
“I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt.”
hahahahaha
January 14th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
This guy is obviously a “piece of work” as people have said. But I’ve known people who are more full of themselves that didn’t make it to #1 douche-bag! His match.com e-mail is probably equal, egotistically, to a quarter of the people who write those e-mails, but he’s met more celebrities so it looks twice as nasty. His website is probably good for those seeking work in acting, and his “media” tab makes the whole scenario a bit sad for him. Ultimately, he’s a jerk, like a lot of single guys looking for acting work, and he should never have written something so blatantly megalomaniacal as his FIRST e-mail. But cut him a break, its a dog-eat-dog world and he really believes in the product… even if it is himself.
January 16th, 2008 at 4:14 am
What amazes me is his whining, self-pitying reply to it all in the media section.
He might not be the most evil man in the world but he’s obviously a COMPLETE wanker. Maybe this whole experience will be the thing that takes him down a peg or 2 and turn him into a pleasant person.
If I met him I would ask him one question. “If you’re such a raging success at EVERYthing and such an incredible human, why are you looking for love online douche?”
January 16th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
This guys not that bad, just someone who has chosen to be a jerk as a defense mechanism, everybody choses that route now and again, none of us are Buddha. Even if he was a jerk 24 hours a day 7 days a week, the girl who re posted this stuff has proved that she wants to be the bitch who lives in infamy for being to cowardly to write him an e-mail that said what she thought and left it at that.She had to re-post it because she was insecure, just like him. Such sadness, so many people who can’t see themselves for what they really are… He was right,the American people would rather spend their time and money insulting this guy than think about the fact the we are at war and under the constant threat of attack. Has everyone forgotten that we are not safe?
January 18th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Lets just get it out of the way… this guy is a tool. Anyone so intent on showing off mediocre accomplishments could have nothing real going for him. And for fuck sake, if you get bashed on someones website, don’t be the first one to leave a response defending yourself in the third person. He even sighed it the same way he signed the email to the chick. I live in Atlanta and will be on the look out for this guy so I can point and laugh.
January 20th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Awesome.
I thought I was the only one who used the term toolbag to reference a loser.
Its truly fitting in that there can’t be any less convenient way to transport tools, absolutely useless.
I also like chode and wrench as far as insults go.
Keep up the good work!
January 24th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
So if you go to his IMDB page, almost everything he’s ever done was uncredited. He was only credited on Blue Collar TV and some other crap. Either way, he hardly has grounds to be super proud of his acting talent.
February 4th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
i’m putting this idiot on my blog to, everybody should be warned agaisnt him, or people like him. Yes there are worse out there, but that doesn’t make him any better
February 6th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
A google search for his name will yeild his gem of an actor/model website. Best line is at the bottom of this page:
http://johnfitzgeraldpage.com/aboutus.aspx
where it says “(all dollar amounts converted to 2007 dollars)”
Was 2007 the year of the DB or something?
February 6th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
wow. just wow. This could be on purpose but I don’t think so because of his lame excuse of an apology. OH boo-hoo. Somebody made it know that I was a jackass and now an orphan. PS- your only an orphan if your parents died or weren’t there when you were a kid, not a full grown adult. and who would want his autograph. If he were actually an actor he would be on imbd.com.
March 4th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
This guy has to be a fake. There is no way any person is this douchey.
March 4th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
My favorite section of his site is his “Merchandise” especially his wedding date offer.
What a freak.
March 6th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
first of all, there is no doubt that the first comment by “jp fan” is def jp himself. he even says “regards” just like in the match.com letters. who says that anyway, let alone on a comment, that just happens to be taking up for possibly the lamest mother fucker ive seen in my entire life?
no one but jp. secondly, i think a good 3-4 more comments were him as well.
sad, but these guys exist by the thousands(women too). people that think material possessions mean shit to anyone. 2 more things:
1. nothing this guy has done impresses me even the least. business degree- whooo hoo join the millions of others who have that. it is one of the, if not the easiest degrees to get. takes as much brains as my asshole has.
2.anyone who takes up for this guy, even the least bit, deserves to be right beside him when he receives the douche of the galaxy award. im glad he is all over the net, getting laughed at. it is what he deserves. maybe it will bring his ignorant, conceited, arrogant, useless ass down a notch or two.
March 6th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
upon further review of this guy, i am pretty sure this is either a joke, or someone that really really hates that guy has made that web page, claiming to be him. it could have been as simple as taking myspace pictures to make that site. he is probably an asshole that pissed someone off so bad that they made him the famous douchebag on the internet.
i really dont know, i just have hope for the human race, that suck an arrogant, ignorant asshole does not exist, but of course, im probably wrong.
April 18th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Even though I saw the interview with Julie Chen and believe this guy is pathologically narcissistic and completely deluded, I can’t believe that website is for real. I need it to be a joke. I cannot fathom the tremendous amount of batshit insane that it would take to put that site together. Charging money for your autograph when you’re a f*ing EXTRA? Are you f*ing kidding me?
On the other hand, I doubt that anobody but JFP would know so much detail about his (cough cough) “accomplishments.” Unless he REALLY wronged someone or exposed his douchiness to a person who just so happened to have enough time on their hands to dig up the details. Not to mention work in every single bad web page design tactic I can think of.
If it’s a fake, it’s a very well executed fake.
If it’s real….. I don’t even want to go back down that road.
June 30th, 2008 at 10:24 am
LOL He was in an episode of Dr. Phill called “male egos out of controll. Irony anyone?
August 11th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
wot an absolute tool!!! haha amazing