Archive | October, 2007
THINK BEFORE YOU INK
The Sun - Vince Mattingly thought he was getting his name tattooed in Chinese symbols onto his chest after a waiter wrote it down for him while he was dining at his favorite Oriental restaurant. Turns out the waiter was a prick. Maybe Mr. Mattingly wasn’t that great of a tipper because some twenty-six years later he [...]
Continue reading...MISS STUPID 2007
23. October 2007
I know this has been seen by over 17 million people on YouTube but I can’t have a site called Shoot The Stupid without adding her to the list. And if you haven’t seen it, well this is your lucky day. If that whole pageant thing doesn’t pan out for her, I’d highly recommend getting a [...]
Continue reading...MUST SHOW I.D.
22. October 2007
A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier [...]
Continue reading...A SAD TATTOO
17. October 2007
There are a few rules in tattooing. One of them is “Don’t let someone who has never done it before tattoo you.” which is clearly what this poor bastard did. The saddest thing about this tattoo is it’s a tribute to someone who’s passed away. Well, if that girl sees this from the afterlife you can bet [...]
Continue reading...AND THE FATHER IS…
16. October 2007
You do not need a television host, a studio full of people, thousands of viewers and a doctor to tell you the answer to this question. child, dumb, father, Funny, humor, maury povich, paternity, people, results, show, stupid, talk, test, tv
Continue reading...A JIHAD OF STUPIDITY
15. October 2007
A rocket launcher at point blank range. Nuff’ said. dumb, Funny, guns, humor, jihad, launcher, missile, people, photo, rocket, stupid, terrorism, terrorist
Continue reading...DOUCHEBAG SUPREME
11. October 2007
John Fitzgerald Page. Remember that name because if there is ever a World Championship Douchebag Competition…put your money on this guy. This guy was first discovered as the Ultimate D-Bag that he is because of an email correspondence between himself (known as screen name “IvyLeagueAlum” and a girl on Match.com. The following is what transpired… I live in [...]
Continue reading...WHO WANTS TO BE AN IDIOT?
9. October 2007
Three of the worst players in the history of “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?”. Chase Sampson - Nashville, TN Paul Weir Galm - Portland, OR Lorraine Puleo - Rochester, NY (She’s smarter than the other two, but not much.) If these people were shot for being stupid, maybe someone with some brains would have gotten the chance at [...]
Continue reading...PARENT OF THE YEAR
4. October 2007
baby, dumb, effects, Funny, general, health, humor, jackhammer, people, pregnant, smoking, stupid, surgeon, warning
Continue reading...BAD BUSINESS
4. October 2007
Craigslist Gold Digger Gets Verbally “Shot” Down. Her Ad: What am I doing wrong? Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy. I’m not from New York. I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least [...]
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25. October 2007
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