This is a story that was found in a newspaper and is circling around about an ex-husband who had this annoying habit of bringing greasy old carburetors and things into the house to work on.

The story goes on to tell about this guys’ bad day.

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“So he pushes his motorcycle from the patio into the living room, where he began to clean the engine with some rags and a bowl of gasoline. When he finished, he sat on the motorcycle and decided to start it to make sure everything was still OK. Unfortunately, the bike started in gear, and crashed through the glass patio door with him still clinging to the handlebars.

His wife had been working in the kitchen. She came running at the noise, and found him crumpled on the patio, badly cut from the shards of broken glass. She called 911, and the paramedics transported the guy to the emergency room.

Later that afternoon, after many stitches had pulled her husband back together, the wife brought him home and put him to bed. She cleaned up the mess in the living room, and dumped the bowl of gasoline in the toilet.

Shortly thereafter, her husband woke up, lit a cigarette, and went into the bathroom. He sat down and tossed the cigarette into the toilet, which promptly exploded because the wife had not flushed the gasoline away. The explosion blew the man through the bathroom door.

The wife heard the explosion and her husband’s screams. She ran into the hall and found him lying on the floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks. The wife again ran to the phone and called for an ambulance.

The same two paramedics were dispatched to the scene. They loaded the husband on the stretcher and began carrying him to the street. One of them asked the wife how the injury had occurred. When she told the, they began laughing so hard they dropped the stretcher and broke the guy’s collarbone.”

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Now the article was pretty much about how the man got what he deserved by always cluttering the house with his dirty engines and parts. But in my opinion it’s the wife who should be shot for doing something as stupid as pouring gasoline into a toilet. She’s lucky she didn’t kill the poor bastard. And as far as the paramedics are concerned, why wouldn’t they have found out why he was injured before loading him onto a gurney and to make matters worse, they were so unprofessional that they burst into laughter at the poor victims’ expense causing them to drop a freaking patient and injure him further.

I’m starting to think that the guy who accidentally drove the bike through the window wasn’t the stupid one. Just a guy with bad luck. While everyone else involved deserves a Stupid Bullet right in the head.