Found on Craigslist:
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Date: 2007-07-08, 12:49PM MST
Hello girls. I am in search of a live in girlfriend ages 18-40. The place is a 1 bedroom apartment in an extended stay hotel with all the amenities that go with a hotel…pool, jacuzzi, fully furnished, full kitchen, satellite tv, and free coffee every morning in the office. I am seeking a live in girlfriend for a permanent relationship, not just a roommie. This situation will require sharing a queen size bed…unless you prefer to sleep on the couch or floor. Must like cats as I have one adorable male cat…Alex (Alexander the Great). Smoking and drinking ok as I do both, but ABSOLUTELY NO DRUGS OR OTHER MEN ALLOWED. Pregnant? BBW? goth? thats cool. I am a caring laid back man who is very considerate and kind (after 2 ex wifes I am even trained to put the toilet seat down…lol). No kids ( 1 female child ok…no rowdy boy kids). Must have valid ID to stay here. SERIOUS RESPONSES ONLY PLEASE…NO ADULT WEBSITE SALESGIRLS OR WHORES NEED APPLY!!!!
- cats are OK - purrr
- Location: 7AV/INDIAN SCHOOL
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
OK Stupid…
How many red flags can you send up in one little internet post?
1. You are living out of a hotel.
2. You offer your new girlfriend the couch or floor.
3. “Pregnant? BBW? goth? thats cool.” - No, it’s totally not cool.
4. “1 Female child ok” - Absolutley, if you weren’t some freak looking for her mother in some want ad!
5. You actually typed “cats are OK - purrr”
SOMEONE SHOOT THIS GUY!
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July 25th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
I was really creeped out, alright.
Then I read his location.
7th Ave and Indian School.
That’s in Phoenix.
I lived one street south of that…
August 8th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Ehh… craigslist automatically types that for you if you check that cats are ok. Still, dude’s a freak
August 21st, 2007 at 7:43 pm
Hey stupid, the “cats are okay- purr” is a response craigslist uses if the author clicks the little “Im not deathly allergic to your bitch cat” square.
Wee.
October 9th, 2007 at 11:46 am
“Female child OK” *shudder* Sorry, but that just creeps the hell out of me that he would be so specific. I mean, why not a quiet BOY child? Ugh, the whole thing was creepy…
November 24th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
“Female child OK”???? What the f*ck? Can you say pedophile. I just wonder if anyone took him up on his offer?
December 21st, 2007 at 9:55 pm
Hey at least he put out an ad, better than going out and abducting someone then holding them hostage in his hotel room. o.0
April 17th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
I used to live right next to this guy…7th Ave and Indian School…creepy.
May 23rd, 2008 at 6:57 am
Pregnant, BBW, goth…ok.
But you say NOT ok??? What, only skinny, white trash crack-whores are allowed? I guess we that are pregnant or a BBW or a “goth” should thank you for defending us. But I have a feeling you didn’t mean it in a nice way. In my opinion, you are just as stupid.
Yeah, it’s ok that he oks a young female child…pedophile alert!!!
August 29th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
You forgot the part where he’s saying he’ll take anyone from the ages 18-40. That part’s pretty creepy and a definite red flag there.