ROAD RAGE FOR JESUS

Let me start off by saying that I am the most calm, easy going driver on the road. Traffic jams, accidents, school zones…no problem. Until today…. So I’m driving down the road, singing along to Walk This Way, the Run DMC/Aerosmith version (doing vocals for both bands because I am a little hip hop and a [...]

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CRAZY: THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

Vampire Slayer STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. — A peacock had to be put down after being cruelly beaten and kicked outside a Tottenville fast-food restaurant Thursday morning, and its assailant is still on the loose.Witnesses said a man in his late teens or early 20s grabbed the helpless bird by its neck, struck it repeatedly with a [...]

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FREE HOUSING FOR LIVE IN GIRLFRIEND

Found on Craigslist: Reply to: Date: 2007-07-08, 12:49PM MST Hello girls. I am in search of a live in girlfriend ages 18-40. The place is a 1 bedroom apartment in an extended stay hotel with all the amenities that go with a hotel…pool, jacuzzi, fully furnished, full kitchen, satellite tv, and free coffee every morning in the office. [...]

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